Is anal the new 69?

So last night I ended up going home with this guy who lives in my apartment complex. Right before we had sex he asked me if I do this a lot. I obviously denied it. But I think the better question is, um dude why is your dick inside of me then when I have only exchanged a mere couple of words with you. Anyways this morning I felt a bit violated. I was thinking about it when I woke up and I realized that guys do take advantage of a woman's body.

I do not know if it is because they get bored of playing with our boobs, watching us play with ourselves, giving elongated blow jobs, or sticking their penis inside our vaginas...but I feel as if they have an epiphany and think "why don't I just poke my dick up her ass." Dude, shit comes out of there. Why on earth would you want to stick it there? I tried it once and the next morning I was in pain. I could not walk, and when I attempted to take a shit it hurt like hell. I felt like my anal hymen just broke.

Last night this Mike and Ike guy just "accidently" stuck it up there. It was only in for 2 seconds and It fucking felt like my anal hymen broke again!!! And I love how whenever I guy pokes it up there, they say it was an accident. I hardly doubt you trying to experiment and see how every part of my body feels was an ACCIDENT. Seriously men take advantage of us. Nothing we do in the sack these days are good enough for them. I wonder if Adam and Eve had anal sex. Was it common in the 1800s for a nobleman and his lady to do anal? I wonder what asshole thought of anal sex. He had to of of been the Cassanova of his time.