Typical Weekend

Friday night I was not going to go out but then I thought to myself...I can go out and drink or I will stay home and not study. I feel like if i went out I would have a liable excuse for not studying. I started casually drinking Sangria at about 8 and then move over to some beer pong on the grand, campus dorms.-I totally kicked ass...but only in my first game. Opps. I was going to go to a house party but I ended up at this bar that SUCKS. This bar is the typical college type where EVERY SINGLE person is wasted and sometimes girls take their clothes off and the owner runs around and pours tequila down your throat. It usually gets raided every friday night too. It does sound kind of fun but in reality it is a bit too much.

Well I have got a good buzz going on and the guy at the door let us in for free because we were not going to pay ten dollars to enter inside a shit show. A guy with a cowboy hat bought my friend and I a drink and the guy who let us in at the door I hooked up with last semester. I did not have sex with him :) probably because I thought he was beautiful and knew the minute I had sex with him he would move away and find some other girl. It probably is my biggest achievement. He texted me that night and wanted me to come over-I win! We will call him David Beckham because he is on the soccer team.

I am roaming the place and I see the guy I previously sexed who texted me about birth control. We can name him Canada because that is where he is from. So I ended up going home with Canada and we have pretty great sex. After we had sex his friend called him, after he spoke to him I asked what his friend wanted and he said they were going to smoke a huge blunt. I know Canada LOVES to smoke and I know he wanted to go so I told him he could go smoke. His facial expression was like he just won the lotto. I never expected someone to be so happy to leave me naked in my bed alone. I then ran to my refrigerator and had a staring contest with a can of refried beans for what seemed like an hour. But I said no, go to bed you had KFC before and you drank beer. Good job Lexa.


I would like to sum up my saturday night shortly. I went home with asshole, successfully ran into his roommates afterwords (yes, the one I had sex who has to listen techno music when he sleeps and I peed his bed), left, went to my friends room when no one was there, ate mac and cheese and fell asleep. I woke up with 8 missed text messages from David Beckham. I am pretty sure even thought he has a girlfriend he is probably the most hormonal human being I have ever encountered. He sex text messages every girl on campus I think. I had a nightmare Ryan told my friends that I was cheap because he paid for my cab and he wanted me to buy him Pita Pit. He really asked me to get him Pita Pit though. Well sadly I don't remember sex detais and I think I am going to get fired. I just did not go last sunday and today I was still drunk. I put on a raspy voice and told them that I was sick and that "it's painful to talk right now." The girl on the phone told me not to talk for the rest of the day. I am fucked. And I have to write five articles for my journalism class by tomorrow. Lazy sunday...