Mystery Midnight Man

If you think I am crazy wait till you meet my roommate Eleanor. Eleanot has her little brother, my age (19) coming from the midwest to go visit her sister and experience a crazy party school. My friend is visiting from home to indulge in my crazy life and get some sun. Eleanor and I had a duty. Our duty on Thursday night was to assure they partied their asses hard. It is thursday at about nine thirty and we start getting our drink on. We are drinking a shit ton and please keep in mind we are heading to a club where they have open bar from 10-12.

We all get to this club and Eleanor's brother is not allowed inside because he is wearing cargo shorts. Needless to say he is still wearing a nice long sleeve shirt and shoes, but according to these toolbags a Christian Audigier shirt bedazzled with rinestones and gym shorts would be more acceptable. They leave so her brother can get changed and my friend and I enter in open bar and there is only one hour left. I handed my free cup to the bar trying to get more Absolut Mandarin as if I was dying of thirst. I did not even like Absolut Mandarin.

Finally Eleanor and her brother and friends come in the door and they part take in the end of open bar. The rest of the night for myself was a blur. i was told that Arab men kept staring at me so I guess I look Arab now? I can tell you my roommate had a more fun time than I. Eleanor was getting it with all these black men. She was raging and making out with all of them. Except, she could not tell which one was which because it was too dark inside the club to tell. They should have smiled more. (Excuse my racist comments, i swear I am not racist)

Apparently Eleanor left the club for a good while. The last time anyone saw her, she was walking with this HUGE, built, black man. She looked at her friend, nodded yup and then pointed to the black man. I think we all knew, that men was going to get lucky. Then after about an hour or so of her disappearance, Eleanor struts inside of the club with the shirt she went out in, but not the skirt. Instead, the bouncers let her in wearing these giant, grey, football practice warm up sweatpants. They did not let her brother in with his cargo shorts but let this girl in with black man pants....interesting.

One of our friends asks her, Where did you get those sweatpants? She looks down and her response is, "Dude I have no idea where these came from." The rest of the night is a blue to everyone. Eleanor walked to her friends from the club and then went home while my friend and I will never know how we made our way home. The next morning my roommate found her skirt. It was in between her shirt and ghetto sweatpants. She then told us where she had went that night. Her and black magic went to his car to have sex, and since she could not find her skirt he gave her his roommate's sweatpants he practices football in. This fellow was also very adamant about getting his sweatpants back too. They exchanged numbers as well so he could get these sweatpants back.

Now he texts her all the time but Eleanor forgot what he looks like. He is now saved under the contact, "Mystery Midnight Man." and she still has his sweatpants.