The next Real World Star

I am out of work it is eleven o'clock, This means I only have one meezly hour to complete indulging myself in Happy Hour-weak. Obviously I am not leaving the bar, I need to get my drank on. While I am trying to kill every last bit of liquid as if they were running out of liquor, I see this cute guy across the bar and I recognize him. He always runs next to me on the treadmill AND he noticed me! He was pointing at me and then was making running motions. I had no idea he thought I existed. He is super cute and then he pointed at the flower in my hair and he liked it and he had a flower in his hair.

My treadmill buddy and I start talking and he tells me he has to give out this rose in his hair at midnight for a kiss. Then he tells me someone is going to start filming. THEN I realize this guy is from Smithtown. Smithtown guys are usually assholes. Smithtown is only a half hour away from where I am from. I can easily tell there Is more to this taping at midnight scene. I get it out of him and he admits he wants to be the next REAL WORLD STAR. PLEASE do not tell me people think Mike, "The Situation" and these crazed real world stars are actually Idols. Why do they even call it Real World. I feel like these people get on these shows "Real World" and "Jersey Shore," and that is their world and after when they do try to get jobs and have a real life they can't because people have watched them on TV. Every single person on those shows has some sort of ridiculous drunkun breakdown and I don't think hiring agents find that appealing.

I don't understand why this kid wants to be on Real World but i go with it because he is so cute and tall AND NOT GUIDO!!!-so hard to find in Tampa. The clock strikes midnight and I am the lucky flower winner! Yay, so he gives me a short kiss on the lips and then I look over to my right and there is a guy standing over me with a camera. Really? This little "romantic" stunt is supposed to get this guy on Real World. This is the best he can come up with. He is just thirsty to be a reality tv star. That is kind of sad.

This guy keeps filming me and mtv wanna be, and I am not really feeling comfortable since if I flirt with this guy and dance with him it will help his so wanted portrayal as a flirt on the Real World. I take a break from the video shoot. My friends brother comes over to me and he cannot even speak. He is speaking but a. he is speaking another language and b. he cannot stand c. HE IS TRYING TO KISS ME. Ew-he was so drunk and telling me he likes me. I have met this guy three times (I have been so fucked him every time) and one of the times I peed his brother's couch- which he will never fucking let me forget.

I successfully run away from brother and everyone is wayyyy drunker than me, which is always an upset in my book. My friend and I go to this other bar and get a free pizza pire!!! SCORE. I ate pizza,went home and cute real world guy texts me and wanted me to come over. I was finally feeling my drunk and I said to myself why not. So I go outside but it was WAY too cold to leave so I told him I had a problem and could not move due to the weather He did not really understand my text and got mad I did not come over. It was probably better I did not, I could have had a sex tape leaked out the next morning.