FUCK Four Locos.

The semester has begun, and Lexa has tried to chill because she has grown fond of her sugardaddy, yes some sexual incidents have spring up. My BAC level and hormone level can only stay low for such a short period.

Have you ever heard of Four Lokos?
If you have one, if you didn't black out-there is something wrong with you.
two-I heard the FDA is questioning whether caffine and alcohol should be combined in the drink and MAY GET BANNED!- So I am not crazy people. Check this out if you do not believe me for yourself!

So one night I went to dollar beers extremely blazed and took advantage of some beers. It was about 8:30 and I could only stay out until 10 because my Latin Fever girlfriend was coming over. Yes I was going to get drunk tonight.

Per our phone conversation earlier, she asked if I wanted to get Four Lokos before we went out (yes I was going to go out after dollar beers), I told her I had no idea what the fuck that was. She could not believe I never heard of them! Apparently it was the cool thing to do-wow I love not living on campus.

Also, this drink was super easy to get. All I had to do was go to the gas station and bam they had a couple of flavors. My spicy friend said grape was the best so I grabbed two. I have tried fruit punch after I had this Four Lokos and it tasted like ass.

I end up going to dollar beers and I get a pretty good buzz. It reaches about 10 and all I want to do is go home and smoke a fat blunt. This is why I cannot make plans.

Spicy Fever calls me to inform me she is on the way, and I did not want to cancel on her because I know she was looking forward to going out. She comes over and my eyes are on the verge of closing. I thought maybe any other person would say, oh Lexa you are so tired...maybe we should not go out..but NAY this girl was from Miami -I should have known better. Those Latins do not sleep. God bless their crazy partying asses

I whip out the Four Lokos and I got the rundown on how to drink a Four Lokos the proper college pregaming way. I was told that you are supposed to chug a Four Lokos while smoking a cigerette so you cannot taste how nasty a Four Loko was. I did not mind the taste though. I luckily already had my makeup done, so I threw on a dress, chugged and walked over to the club.

I do not remember a lot from being out. I will tell you that I met a Turksih DJ that my girlfriend knew. He was different looking, but still hott in a weird Adrian Brody way. He was a DJ too, which I think is pretty sexy. I woke up in the morning to this Turkish guy all over me cuddling. FUCK...we have a cuddler on our hands.

He would not leave my bed for what seemed an eternity. We woke up super late around 11 and he did not leave until 1. He wanted to hang out with me and get breakfast too? Guys are fucking weird sometimes. Hello I just met you last night and I do not even remember your name. I think we had sex that morning too and he kept saying how great it was and I kept wanting him to leave.

Finally he left and he wanted me to go out with him that night!!!! I did not want to go out with him so he came to my house to get me to go out. I had just come home from Happy Hour and I was super lit. He was trying to get me to go to this indie, retro cool bar with a different alternative scene. I was in my happy hour shit attire and not sporting a swanky attire so I said I did not want to go out. Before we got to his house he stopped and got Red bull to try to get me to wake up! -What a fucking freak.

He kept saying that we'll have so much fun blah blah blah and I did not even have an ID. He then asked if I wanted to go home because clearly I was not having a good time with him, so I said yes! That mother fucking controlling Turk brought me to his house. He brought me to his house and five minutes later he left to go out. I passed out and the next morning he wanted to go to lunch and the thrift store and I did not want to jack with him. He brought me home and I ignored him for a while, while he texted me all the time. He finally got the point.

He sent me a picture of himself sticking up the middle finger after I texted him that I was not interested in him, and that there is someone else. Turkish men are controlling-LADIES STAY AWAY. Fuck that Turkish Delight.




P.S. The next time I had Four Lokos I had one and a half, went to a bar and could only stay there for twenty minutes because I was falling over AS SOON AS I GOT THERE. I am proud to say I have not had a Four Lokos since. I'll stick to shots of my dirty Skol.