Future Anna Nicole Smith...great

I really hope I do not end up marrying someone double my age when I am still forty and single.

The next day I decided to lay out with Kidd. Kidd and I lay out topless at Loverboy’s because there was no one there. Clearly, a near ten minutes later Loverboy shows up and I feel awkward as fuck. Loverboy jumps in his pool and then Kidd leaves. Fucking great people. Loverboy is in his pool and I am laying out and he wants to make out with me!!!! I asked him again about him and Kidd, he then assured me all was fine so I give up my lips for a hot minute. Then that is when I found out that a lesbian ate me out, he was making out with me helping her. I sighed for a bit and though oh..well shit, why not. I ended up living with Loverboy because Kidd moved in with him and I needed a place to stay when my grandrentals were away. Lord knows why they did not trust me with their house. I mean it is not like I had a party at my house when my parents were away my sophomore year of high school...there was only one hole that was punched into my basement wall. It could have been way worse, and only one camera got stolen.

The next night we went out for some sushi and sake, nothing crazy...or so I thought. Loverboy came into the guest room I was staying in and we had sex. Yup, he’s like double my age but SUPER SEXY and I mean he is my type. He is Italian, black hair, dark eyes, bulky build, 6”3 and super, successful lawyer. He told me that when he met me a year previous that he was interested and then my aunt gave him the approval to go for me. He did and then I certainly did. What the fuck Is wrong with me?

I stayed with him at his place for 3 weeks and we had sex about twice a week, except it was hot because I would tell him to come home from work and we would have hot sex in his kitchen and dining room. Sometimes he texted me during work, and would say that he missed my sexy lips (which I do not have) and I would make some sexual comeback because I am an instigator. My instigation definitely created more fun in my life! I always wanted to get him in trouble.

We would be the only ones in his house and he fucking gave it to me. He would go about 20 minutes and then as they say in the World Cup....GOAL. My aunt knew about it and was super cool, she really does have no feelings after about 3 divorces. It freaked me out but I tried not to think too hard about it.

It was an interesting summer, I would wake up at about 7 am, scramble into the kitchen, grab a mug and put it under some coffee machine going off, and in the middle of this I would hear Kidd scream and moan as if she was about to climax. I feel like many would think this is disturbing, but I thought it was so exciting.