Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Going out with a bang

When my grandrent’s came back into town, my schedule began to change and in instead of getting hammered and having wild sex with an older man, I went into pothead mode. I began coming home and smoking my life away in my grandparent’s bathroom. That poor bathroom, I wonder if they will ever realize I smoked in there almost every day.

I also stole my grandma’s ipod and then she asked if I had it and I still lied to her! I am awful...but I did really need an ipod for strict working out purposes. I couldn’t be in Miami and be fat...even though I did have the munchies a little too much. One night my friend was in town and I still had clothes that I left at Loverboy’s and I needed to pick up my heels. I purposely left some things over there, just in case I needed an excuse to come over ;)

Kidd was indeed out of town and I did need my heels. I winded up going over there and getting a little more than my sexy black cut out, stilettos. He was a good kisser and he liked kissing me a lot. It started to rain, he had a pool and a hot tub, we were both naked in his house and it got a bit steamy...I am sure you could imagine what happened next.

The next morning I had to wake up at 7 am so I could be at my grandparent’s before they woke up! Naturally I drive up to the driveway and my grandfather is taking the dogs out. Sleepily, I open the gate and then of course the dogs start to run out in the street...I think I screamed, “FUCK!”over and over again for a solid two minutes.

Luckily the dogs got let in and he did not say a word. That old man was definitely quite at right times. That was my last sexual encountering with Loverboy, and it was quite a great ending, if I do say so myself.

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